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Twilight Demotivational Poster


BLADE - Finally will do a REAL favor to Mankind


TAGS: blade twilight
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by Makriev

motinet - September 14, 2012, 4:09 pm, #239158

Over 3000 facebook shares... *faints*
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:28 pm, #188716
I laughed at it, too rerun!
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am, #182639
Before.
fr9mu1 - June 1, 2010, 3:09 am, #178690
yes finaly
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2009, 1:37 pm, #139338
FTW!!!
NotAHater - November 1, 2009, 12:28 am, #132850
Hell yeah. This Twilight obsession has got to stop, and Blade is the perfect choice to deliver it.
untersturmfuher - September 3, 2009, 12:35 pm, #114613
d*** straight
KuroBear - August 27, 2009, 2:34 pm, #112580
This is worth a whole year of EPIC WIN!
amina - August 18, 2009, 11:15 pm, #109615
ok, rant time. the first book was good the rest sucked, the movie sucked, and the acting sucked. oh yeah so did the plot line....
Cheesy Poofs - August 11, 2009, 4:13 pm, #107274
This is awesome incarnate. 5L!
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 11:48 am, #105230
I'm sure Woody meant "2nd" and "4th"...then again, maybe I'm not.
Woodywood03a - August 5, 2009, 11:55 pm, #105041
Blade was a pretty half bake movie. But when they made the 2rd and then the 3th and 4rd, that was a bit of overkill. and then when they made the tv show, all I could say is, "DONE".
Kbomb - July 28, 2009, 12:51 am, #101137
Five lions, and a coupon for free *** with me
Porcelina - July 26, 2009, 9:51 pm, #100653
*insert my twilight rant here*
BriaHere - July 26, 2009, 6:01 pm, #100564
Freaking LOVE Twilight. The movie sucks donkey a** though. Kristin Stewart can't at. Emily Browning should have got the part but I won't ramble on.
Arrogant Knight - July 26, 2009, 7:02 am, #100358
You are SO lucky not to know of Twilight. Oh, d***... I'm sorry...
kerkpyrrus - July 26, 2009, 6:53 am, #100357
ok, i give up, who are the two in front? the girl sorta looks like nat portman?
Me - July 26, 2009, 5:47 am, #100356
That is f***ing amazing.


TWILIGHT - The Final Episode.


TAGS: blade twilight g** vampires
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

infidel81 - March 18, 2012, 11:47 am, #231583
this one prompted me to join motifake
timbosai - December 13, 2011, 6:56 pm, #226580
this one is awesome
maoworks2 - December 10, 2011, 5:11 pm, #226517
Kick a**.!


FACT -


TAGS: pixar up love story twilight
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

kay9kabang - February 23, 2012, 3:48 pm, #230033
and 4 movies.
the1stCOMMI3 - December 22, 2011, 1:51 pm, #226841
I don't use memebase, im more of a reddit person
Noname5 - December 22, 2011, 1:36 pm, #226840
on memebase, thets the same thing but with ...created a better love story in 8 mins without talking ;)
Derek - December 21, 2011, 4:02 pm, #226795
If only people didn't cry every time I show it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 21, 2011, 2:24 pm, #226792
So true!
Arvantillian - December 20, 2011, 10:33 am, #226761
perfect 5 balloons!


A CROSS-OVER -


TAGS: twilight blade cross over crossover best ever
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Darky Mephisto

rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:31 pm, #188720

kind of reminds me of that squirrel...bet he starts popping up
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:29 pm, #188718
Wait, no.... this is the one I laughed at.
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am, #182642
Or elsewhere.
Jericho - August 2, 2009, 4:48 pm, #103937
EPIC WIN


DAYWALKER - There can only be one.


TAGS: blade hunts the twilight cat
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

erik710 - February 25, 2013, 8:19 am, #243770
*Had*
erik710 - February 25, 2013, 8:19 am, #243769
Edward Knew He Hard It Comin
rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:30 pm, #188719

excellent as well
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:28 pm, #188717
Or was it this one?
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:14 am, #182638
Somewhere.
Jingoro - January 10, 2010, 11:58 am, #151733
Heh. Well done, sir.
aesop's folly - January 10, 2010, 9:27 am, #151611
thank you


TWILIGHT MOMS -


TAGS: twilight moms
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Tycho124

jameswnash - January 25, 2011, 8:05 pm, #210813
and they say men are bad!
WhiteTiger225 - July 20, 2010, 10:53 am, #185568
Actor may be 23, but character portrayed is permanently 17. Just because your 4 year old hen*** loli's are voiced by a 30 year old woman, doesn't make them 30 :p
TintedTearz - February 12, 2010, 7:28 am, #157521
To be honest, they look around 30. And Robert Pattinson is 23... 7 years diffrence. Not that bad.
DillyRat - February 11, 2010, 4:58 pm, #157459
true...SAD...but true
Ed-Hyde - November 19, 2009, 7:18 am, #137785
Very true, we just wait that extra year.
Bartimaeus - November 19, 2009, 7:02 am, #137777
lol So true! Great job. 5L for sure.
Porcelina - November 18, 2009, 4:12 pm, #137630
I am posting this on my facebook... or something.
LogicDude - November 18, 2009, 3:52 pm, #137622
*SQUEAL!* 5L!
Fatt Matt - November 18, 2009, 12:41 pm, #137579
Ditto... +5
Sean - November 17, 2009, 10:00 pm, #137398
Excellent poster dude, and as of 2 seconds ago, my wife has just laughed more at this poster than she has at all of mine put together. (Yeah, she and I are REAL freakin' soulmates, eh?)


UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..


TAGS: nailer twilight underworld kate beckinsale
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by WillieNailer

maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:56 pm, #227303
Please Bite Me.
pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm, #192732
nice. 5l's


FOUR MOVIES - one expression


TAGS: twilight
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by internetninjaII

internetninjaII - July 26, 2011, 7:45 am, #221925
Thanks a lot for all the votes! You guys rock!
forseti - July 26, 2011, 5:15 am, #221916
the girl from twilight
rerun - July 26, 2011, 3:15 am, #221913

I guess I should know who she is before I vote on it.
forseti - July 26, 2011, 2:43 am, #221912
Sorry, Ms.! 37 votes now, 4.95/5... So I'm more or less the only one with this opinion :D
internetninjaII - July 25, 2011, 5:26 pm, #221882
Ms. Ninja... thanks for not voting, I appreciate it. everyone's taste is different, I respect that :)
Vampyro - July 25, 2011, 5:24 pm, #221881
It's not that it's funny. It's that it's true.
forseti - July 25, 2011, 2:50 pm, #221875
I won't vote on it to not ruin a straight 5 (30 times?!? OMG). Don't get why you think it's THAT funny... But congrats, Mr. Ninja! ;)
forseti - July 25, 2011, 2:47 pm, #221874
LOL!
Hawamleh - July 24, 2011, 11:34 pm, #221853
No man that guy is on a whole new plain of existence...
Tarapin - July 24, 2011, 10:05 pm, #221851
And because of that, her perfect match is...Steven Seagal!
Hawamleh - July 24, 2011, 6:36 pm, #221844
ah ah ah, remember quality before quantity !
internetninjaII - July 24, 2011, 6:21 pm, #221843
Really? I'm off to make more!
Hawamleh - July 24, 2011, 4:29 pm, #221840
You might even make the hall of fame with this one mate.
internetninjaII - July 24, 2011, 4:20 pm, #221837
I made the front page! I can die happy now :D
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 12:10 pm, #221787

5implicity works for me.


READ TWILIGHT I WILL NOT - Rip my own eyes out much I would rather.


TAGS: yoda read twilight will not
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Budog

Woodywood03c - April 14, 2012, 9:58 pm, #233306
lol
Heartbreakdrake - February 29, 2012, 6:08 am, #230334
Very funny I like good job


AND SPARKLES DESTROY VAMPIRISM. -


TAGS: twilight books saga
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by DaXiao

nicholsjoshua15 - February 25, 2013, 12:05 am, #243756
First we'll pay and then we'll pay some more. Does anyone know the score, I'm so f*cking board.
EmilioDumphque - July 24, 2012, 1:39 pm, #237577
...and Rock is dead! (Long live Paper and Scissors)
minerva1961 - July 18, 2012, 1:32 pm, #237393
Someone forgot to take his happy pill this morning.
AcidRain - July 18, 2012, 9:41 am, #237391
Ain't that the truth.


WOODEN STAKE - Oh Edward! I have a gift for you! Come on out, you sparkly bastard!


TAGS: twilight stake edward cullen gift kill vampire
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Vengeance

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 7, 2012, 3:15 pm, #239837
Love the choice of words; it's hilarious XD


STEP ASIDE -


TAGS: death beiber twilight shootem up
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2013, 1:44 pm, #243375
Stop by the Jonas Brothers concert on your way back home. 5L
RetiredUSNChief - September 9, 2010, 5:55 am, #192922
OK, THIS one just became a new favorite!
Mr. Shiny - August 21, 2010, 3:50 am, #190241
Stop by the Jersey Shore while your at it, 5L's.
GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 10:44 am, #189868
FP FTFW!!! 5L+
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 9:16 pm, #189815
Don't miss the Kanye West convention. 5/5


MURDER - Still a better love story than Twilight.


TAGS: murder better than twilight
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

astro250 - April 27, 2012, 2:57 pm, #233899
awesome
dogwelder - April 26, 2012, 11:20 pm, #233885
vibrant colors!
tellitlikeitis - April 26, 2012, 10:16 pm, #233883
Brillant.


Pow! -


TAGS: the count edward beatdown twilight
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by falloutghoul

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:05 pm, #250118
When a purple muppet does a better job of being a vampire than your OC...it's time to rethink your life.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:09 pm, #247890
vampires should only sparkle when they're on fire.
bigsouthfork - May 2, 2013, 11:03 pm, #245488
Take that you sparking bastard!


THIS IS... - the true ending!


TAGS: g** twilight lol
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by dedede

corbett06 - August 24, 2010, 7:56 pm, #190673
i think we need to call up vanhellsing and have him shoot the people that decided to make the g** a** twilight movies...fitting ending for them i think
vihtori - May 3, 2010, 2:03 am, #174475
this is what the world needs to see. the stark truth that is movie is g**.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 6:39 am, #166731
~ applauds ~ and does the arsenio hall WOOWOOWOO there are no words that can describe how this is ^__^ so ill use the one word we all know can sum it up =D *SMURF*
TintedTearz - February 12, 2010, 7:30 am, #157522
You just folded Kristen's head out, you ***k. I hate you.
Shyanne - December 1, 2009, 10:05 am, #141385
ha ha awesome I knew it
yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 28, 2009, 1:29 am, #140653
yah, and the hajii's only sell bootlegg copies where their heads are cut off for half the movie. Not that i would buy or watch it.


GRANDPA - Apparently he's not a big fan of the Twilight movies.


TAGS: grandpa vampire twilight fan
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by MustyK

xXxEpicWinxXx - April 20, 2010, 7:10 pm, #172706
Exactly what he is talking about.


TWI-DON'T -




STILL - A much better love story than Twilight


TAGS: love story twilight nerf fight
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2014, 2:03 pm, #252611
The fact is that most women are old sticks in the mud. They never wanna have fun, they always gripe, and they think the only things a man should enjoy is serving them.
Altrunchen - September 23, 2013, 1:14 pm, #249948
I would date the hell out of a chick as awesome as that!
lgvernon - June 9, 2012, 12:15 am, #236032

Ahem~~~I keep a squirt gun in the bowl of my stand mixer at the end of the kitchen counter. Spontaneous waterfights are known to break out at my house.


DOUBLE STANDARDS - sure when Robert Pattinson does it it's romantic but when I do it it's creepy


TAGS: twilight stalkers
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by daimuldoon

TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 10:00 am, #212833
its not romantic its just plain creepy


ACTOR - his name is Robert Pattinson. he is not Edward. Edward is not real.




REAL LIFE - Still a better love story than Twilight


TAGS: better love story than twilight
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

Ganon2012 - September 13, 2012, 1:18 am, #239115
If I were her, I'd be concerned that he will do all that other stuff after picking up the dog crap. lol
Kyronic - May 19, 2012, 2:22 am, #234830
That's funny. 5 lions.


THE COUNT - Could Easily Kick Edward Cullen's Ass.


TAGS: the count twilight edward bella
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by juelsk93

Sho - July 4, 2010, 7:27 pm, #183265
Lol that comment gets a 5L from me xD
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:16 pm, #141535
One... ha ha ha one lion! Ha ha ha ha!


HELL NO - I don't sparkle in sunlight!


TAGS: dracula twilight vampire christopher lee
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by MeYouFools

Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:46 am, #184734
Meh a bit better. Dont continue on the vampire theme tho.


EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT A VAMPIRE - He's a fairy.


TAGS: dracula twilight vampire christopher lee
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by MeYouFools

Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:45 am, #184733
1L


WWF STILL A BETTER STORY THAN TWILIGHT -


TAGS: wwf better story than twilight
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Budog

Nahrond - January 28, 2012, 1:25 am, #228281
Anybody wanna peanut????
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:30 pm, #227819
Big Jean .
Reality Lord - January 19, 2012, 5:30 pm, #227773

i lol'd


VAMPIRES WERE ONCE BADASS -


TAGS: blade twilight death badass wesley
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 1:35 am, #239210
Were you trying to spell "Heresy"? (opinion or doctrine at variance with the orthodox or accepted doctrine)
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 9:46 am, #187973
InDeeD
Koradan - June 30, 2010, 7:02 pm, #182713
OH... HELL... YEAH!


BLUSH -


TAGS: blade twilight new moon
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Kero

TWOEDGE - November 17, 2011, 11:32 am, #225887
yeah Blade likes to kills he’s pixy dust vampires before breakfast
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am, #182640
Seen it.


PLEASE SHOOT ME NOW -


TAGS: twilight misery suffering blame chhezburger
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 7:24 pm, #253377
Still better than the Dinosaur Erotica that's being written nowadays.
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 1:24 am, #227919
@gas Nah. I watched the 1st (Horrible. "Let's run up trees!") & the 2nd, which was better. Never saw the rest, fortunately. Ex went with girlfriends, but made me watch the DVDs. Hence my ex. ;)
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 1:20 am, #227918
@DR Well, I'm not a father, but a**uming I had a daughter... Unless you're being sarcastic. *shrug*
Houseplant - January 21, 2012, 10:39 am, #227889
I'd need a "fifth" just to set through only one of them..5L
DRhatman - January 19, 2012, 11:42 pm, #227780
your a great parent
gas - January 19, 2012, 9:50 am, #227745
I pity you lol


PROOF! - All Edwards Sparkle!


TAGS: edward fullmetalachemist hetalia twilight sparkle
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by gazzyfan6597

tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 3:00 pm, #248079
Bah. In real life vampires only sparkle when they're on fire.
steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 12:34 pm, #243676
Edward is not having carnal pleasures with tentacles so it doesn't qualify as anime.
- February 21, 2013, 11:24 am, #243675
.... this has animai thats against the rules. mods wtf.....


Vincent Valentine -


TAGS: valentine vampire twilight ffvii final fantasy 7 vii edward cullen gamer gamers fangirl
Rating: 1.77/5

More motifakes by Panther

Hawamleh - February 15, 2011, 3:33 am, #212405
I wish I was..
Claire - February 14, 2011, 9:56 pm, #212396
Not really, you're both nerds.
Waylander - February 14, 2011, 8:45 pm, #212389
Vincent: A fictional character from a decade old game. Cullen: A p***vamp from the hastily constructed novel of a outpatient in a psyche ward. There is a debate here?
Hawamleh - February 14, 2011, 6:38 pm, #212382
ow the actor that played Cullen is badass, possible borderline alcoholic and has some good movies.] you on the other hand masturbating your limp ***ks to video game characters are just sad...
agdaniele - February 14, 2011, 6:26 pm, #212381
Now, when you say "badass"... you do realize that he can only bully other animated characters, right?
AnSiogOlc - February 14, 2011, 5:53 pm, #212380
HOW DARE YOU!!!! Edward Cullen is a sparkly freak loved by nothing but 10 year old girls!!!! Vincent Valentine isn't even a Vampire!!!! And he is badass! I had to join the site just to share my thoughts on this matter....I was that disappointed in the pic
Saint970 - January 14, 2010, 5:50 pm, #152849
Vincent>Edward, there's just no competition. Vincent is better...and not g**.
informator - August 11, 2009, 11:54 pm, #107444
f*** no -_- vincent is badass pretty, but badass. cullen isnt even pretty. and he is in no way badass.
morgenlust - August 11, 2009, 7:43 pm, #107311
no effing way...vicent kicks a** like edward takes it
morgenlust - August 11, 2009, 7:38 pm, #107310
no effing way...vincent kicks a** in ways that edward takes it
Jericho - August 9, 2009, 3:28 am, #106332
I Agree With The Fellow Below Me.
Vincent is hot! - May 31, 2009, 9:39 am, #83339
No way can you compare Valentine to Edward Cullen. Vincent is in a league right over Edward Cullen's head! Edward may be a cute character in a book, but he cannot compare to the enigma of Vincent Valentine's charisma! End of story...
Someone Else - May 22, 2009, 5:58 pm, #81554
Vincent is like Edward Cullen. Except less g**. ALOT less g**.
I hate edward - May 14, 2009, 4:55 pm, #80039
:o Do not compare Vincent to that walking bucket of glitterglue!!! Vincent is way more awesome. End of story.
anon - February 19, 2009, 10:29 pm, #60828
fake true men does not shine
Panther - January 3, 2009, 3:18 pm, #48948
Vincent Valentine (the guy pictured here) is like Edward Cullen (the vampire from Twilight) for gamers (Vincent is from a game called Final Fantasy VII). You probably wouldn't get the joke if I explained it.
Huh? - December 18, 2008, 7:56 am, #45183
Who's who for what?


TWILIGHT - Yeah, That's More Like It


TAGS: twilight edward jacob new moon g**
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by jerome

aesop's folly - December 4, 2009, 9:08 pm, #142551
i took 1 of those online "r u edward or jake" quizes, and it got me, i don't wanna be a fag-vamp, i got werewolf
Zed - December 4, 2009, 1:50 pm, #142457
So what's the problem? Next time you see some idiot teenager reaching for one of these books in Wal-Mart, grab it and beat them to death with it.
Treehodger - December 4, 2009, 11:54 am, #142443
I am an American and I agree 110% with the user below, strangely enough named "Me_". American's today have lost quite a lot of morals, values, and rights in place of wimpy "Tween" attitudes. Kudos Me_, and 5L for this epic MotiFake.
Me_ - December 4, 2009, 11:31 am, #142439
The pussification of the US has even reached the vampires. The Nosferatu are rolling in their graves waiting for the sun to go down.
Zed - December 4, 2009, 8:30 am, #142432
Twilight: Mormon religious propaganda badly disguised as a vampire story. VERY BADLY.


TWILIGHT - Even WoW knows what's up


TAGS: twilight wow
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Das Ghoti

CoolioIndeed - April 1, 2010, 5:10 pm, #168689
Well played, 5L.


TEAM LUKE OR TEAM HAN - only Leia can decide


TAGS: twilight sucks star wars rocks
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by DLM4

Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 4:36 pm, #224641
and Luke's her brother.
rnbw00 - August 31, 2011, 4:29 pm, #223765
And she did. since she & Han had 3 or 4 kids.


Fun Fact for Germaphobes -


TAGS: germaphobes twilight zone cremation crematorium
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 7, 2013, 2:19 pm, #247484
I'm a big fan, as you can tell, of the ORIGINAL Twilight Zone series. Rod Serling's introduction which combined me***hors and puns was truly a work of art and pure genius. Can't find anything like it on TV today.
MrStupidGir - July 6, 2013, 11:20 pm, #247451
nice, even made that twilight zone music tune in in my head as I was reading this, kudos
5150monkeylove - July 6, 2013, 2:20 pm, #247444
Written perfectly. Captured his tone and inflection on paper. Nice.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 6, 2013, 1:22 am, #247428
I know, those d**n penguins! Ewwww!
steve1961 - July 5, 2013, 9:14 pm, #247413
Except for those germ-infested penguins...
EmilioDumphque - July 5, 2013, 7:28 pm, #247407
Antarctica works too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 7:13 pm, #247406
I told you that you inspired me to word it correctly, lol.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:27 pm, #247402
Very nicely done sir. 5L nicely indeed!


VLAD DRACULA - Because manly vampires don't sparkle.


TAGS: vampire dracula twilight cullen
Rating: 3.78/5

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vlad9885 - May 31, 2013, 2:28 am, #246156
Vlad approves


NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT. - So beautiful... They should have sent a poet.


TAGS: greatness burn fire twilight sucks poet
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Vengeance

HETHCOX25RAIDER - May 12, 2010, 1:15 am, #175741
u got that right


YOUR SANITY - Get ready to kiss yours goodbye


TAGS: rod serling twilight zone
Rating: 3.32/5

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faulty switch - August 28, 2009, 1:41 pm, #112794
i kissed mine goodbye a long time ago. its not as exciting as it sounds. tho it does have its good times


RAW VEGANS -


TAGS: vegans raw vegans the twilight zone
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 12:54 pm, #247644
It's deliciously ironic :-D
lgvernon - July 12, 2013, 11:30 am, #247642

I prefer cooked vegans, myself. The raw ones are stringy and tough...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 4:00 pm, #247595
I agree. I can't stand, not just vegans, but RAW vegans. They're so much nuttier than regular vegans. Vegans are insane, but raw vegans are... wow!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 3:57 pm, #247594
Thanks fallout. I take a long time to write these out, considering humor and dialogue. But I'll try my best.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 3:55 pm, #247593
That's good; I type it out in his voice.
JesusWept - July 10, 2013, 10:03 am, #247587
I f-ing hate vegans! So i give this 5 big juicy steaks! :D
falloutghoul - July 10, 2013, 8:52 am, #247581
Keep 'em coming!
GaryO - July 10, 2013, 8:23 am, #247577
So good. So true. I read this in Serling’s voice, couldn't be helped.


THE BIBLE - One of the best fantasy novels in existence... And still a better love story than Twilight




NOT REAL - Vampires burn in sunlight. they dont freaking sparkle. just trust me i talked to norris he said so.


TAGS: justin aldred twilight
Rating: 3.13/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 28, 2013, 1:54 am, #243882
Btw, 5L and faved!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 28, 2013, 1:53 am, #243881
As brooding as Louis was in Interview with the Vampire, he's still a better vampire than this wimp. Even Paul Reubens (AKA Pee-Wee Herman) was a better vampirethan this pathetic sack.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 27, 2009, 12:50 pm, #140517
i'm hooked, and will surrender my man card at the closest dispensary.
Seth - May 26, 2009, 5:05 pm, #82227
nice one mate...real vampires kill **** with guns go see Underworld for real ones
DarthBubba - May 10, 2009, 7:47 am, #79184
Oh i've heard of things that sparkle in sunlight and have fabulous hair...FAIRIES!
leperchaun - March 26, 2009, 10:23 am, #68154
ha


VAMPIRISM - You're Doing It Wrong.




RENESMEE - Because 100 years wasn't long enough to learn birth control.




TWILIGHT - Gayer than Broadway. And that is saying a lot!




THE ENTIRE WORLD - Would look like this if science combined Jacob Black and Edward Cullen




Now Back To Your Regularly Scheduled Program -


TAGS: twilight zone comfort attitude life
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 13, 2014, 11:28 pm, #256195
Thank you. Your's was awesome as usual. :)
Reality Lord - August 13, 2014, 7:33 am, #256184

very nice series


People are strange -


TAGS: strange people twilight zone television
Rating: 4.8/5

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lgvernon - August 4, 2013, 9:44 pm, #248344

I remember seeing this episode of the Twilight Zone the first time when I was a little kid. Scared the beejeebus out of me.


DIVISION BY ZERO - The next person to do it will be forced to watch the next twilight sequel.




MONSTER FIGHTS - Better than Team Edward/Team Jacob.




ROBERT PATTINSON - You know, as hard as i try. I just can't find a picture of him that hasn't been photoshopped into black and whi....... oh, wait.


TAGS: twilight fail white star movie
Rating: 4.11/5

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crankyhead - July 26, 2011, 12:05 pm, #221933
cadaverou5


EPIC - SOMETIMES NO OTHER WORD WILL DO -


TAGS: epic fail twilight
Rating: 3.23/5

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Miguel Pardo Riquelme - January 7, 2011, 7:02 pm, #209373
I would still hit Alice
booger13 - March 18, 2010, 12:25 pm, #165467
"he may be a ***k, he may NEVER TALK TO ME HE MAY BE EMOTIONALLY DEGRADING AND screen my LIFE , but i still love him..... you dont know how perfect our love is , BUT HE IS THE BEST bf ever ! ! ! !" YEAH right >__> Booger13
Fatt Matt - March 18, 2010, 10:26 am, #165447
2 posters to date. Both about Twilight. For someone who hates it so much, you sure are obsessed...


Twilight -


TAGS: twilight fast and furious better
Rating: 3.11/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 3:22 am, #246348
I'm sure you really meant to say: "a choice between which is the BEST venereal disease."
vlad9885 - June 4, 2013, 2:03 am, #246273
At least fast and furious had cars to look at
Cannabal - June 1, 2013, 3:39 pm, #246203
No, no, definitely not, definitely not.
Silverheart - June 1, 2013, 3:23 pm, #246202
Like choosing which brand of sandpaper to use on your eyeballs. There's no 'better', just different types of awful.
PapaFox - June 1, 2013, 2:38 pm, #246201
It's like a choice between which is the worse venereal disease.


VAMPIRE - YOU FAIL AT IT


TAGS: vampire twilight fail
Rating: 2.57/5
aesop's folly - November 5, 2009, 4:58 pm, #134395
he doesnt even have red eyes


EVEN PRECIOUS AGREES.... - VAMPIRES SHOULDN'T SPARKLE!




TWILIGHT YEARS - When even the craziest of stunts evoke only a freaked smile from men.... When a few of years ago; the meekest of smiles would.. Set off the craziest of stunts....




JUST HAD TO GO THERE -




TWILIGHT FANS - Getting Pale For November 12th.


TAGS: twilight fans
Rating: 2.24/5

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TigerKid - February 15, 2009, 4:20 am, #59804
She glows in the dark lol
NREEEOW - February 5, 2009, 4:17 pm, #57160
She's reflecting so much light that I can't tell if she's h** or not.
Vaughn - January 13, 2009, 3:05 am, #51622
myspace.com/in_omnia_paratus. Or in.omnia.paratus@live.com I'll email you a picture of the two of us.
LogicDude - January 12, 2009, 12:39 pm, #51487
IF need be!? What do you mean IF? We'll need to see a post with her topless and your name and the date scrawled across her chest (not blocking the n******, thank you). Otherwise, I'll never show you the nekkid pics of my GF, Salma Hayek.
Vaughn - January 12, 2009, 2:21 am, #51411
Actually, I am hitting that. That's my girlfriend, and that's my couch. And I can prove it, if need be :D
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 9:53 am, #32824
Most Twilight fans DO NOT look like that.. at all. I HATE TWILIGHT. WHERE DID MY RANT FOR THIS GO!?
Kung-Fu Devil - November 3, 2008, 7:53 am, #32776
Yet, she's still really h**.
barockeva - November 3, 2008, 4:47 am, #32758
Hit it. I would.
Allison - October 14, 2008, 7:56 pm, #27647
Acrually it's the 21st.


MICKEY MOUSE - HOTTER THAN CULLEN


TAGS: mickey mouse vampires twilight edward cullen
Rating: 1.92/5

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agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:03 pm, #123195
(looking over shoulder)
MrRandom - October 1, 2009, 10:59 pm, #123189
Just walk away and ignore it
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 10:58 pm, #123188
Ummmmmm...


Hair -




Pandas Know -


TAGS: pandas twilight zone oh god help me pleeeeeeaaase
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - August 15, 2013, 5:50 am, #248665
pretty cynical, old crotchety the.


google search catheter - did you mean twilight? -


TAGS: google search catheter twilight is everywhere
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 19, 2013, 10:19 am, #250497
I Ph**oshoped it using a hyperbole; basically, everywhere you go there Twilight is.
EmilioDumphque - October 18, 2013, 6:02 pm, #250490
That's not what I get, in five tries. It is probable that Google suggests things similar to your recent searches.


I Present to You -




she may be a little weird -




Mr. Edward Snowden -


TAGS: nsa edward snowden big brother the twilight zone skeletons in the closet
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - July 18, 2013, 4:08 pm, #247866

nicely done cynic
maoworks2 - July 18, 2013, 11:49 am, #247851
This Is The Best One I've Seen In A Long Time 5L.
robbidos - July 18, 2013, 10:12 am, #247848
lol 5 badly spelled lyins
Greeny - July 17, 2013, 9:41 pm, #247841
5 Dimensions!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 17, 2013, 9:16 pm, #247840
Thanks, Gary :-)
GaryO - July 17, 2013, 8:50 pm, #247839
One of yer best, cynic. 5L easy


OH, COM'ON -


TAGS: twilight host divergent giver movies
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2014, 1:12 am, #256303
It was her brother.
Sho - August 17, 2014, 10:33 pm, #256237
Divergent didnt had a third wheel in it
Silverheart - August 17, 2014, 4:30 pm, #256234
It's more than just the movie industry that churns out repetitive drek over and over. But I agree, this template has worn out it's welcome.


sad but true -




Cleanliness -


TAGS: twilight zone ocd clean freaks dust
Rating: 4.42/5

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GaryO - July 22, 2013, 8:33 am, #247975
Far effing out!
falloutghoul - July 22, 2013, 8:29 am, #247974
And thus, the mystery is solved! ....Or IS IT?!


STILL BETTER THAN TWILIGHT - Edward the Troll and Grettal the witch hunter. Way better love story than twilight. And hes better looking.




Twilight -




did you hear abo-- -


TAGS: celebrity gossip twilight nobody cares
Rating: 4.17/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2013, 2:39 am, #246275
American actors.
maoworks2 - June 3, 2013, 4:04 pm, #246253
Who Are These People ?


MENUS -




RAISE YOUR HAND -




SUPERNATURAL -


TAGS: calendar twilight soundtrack rainbow
Rating: 3.67/5

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Verdeckt - July 9, 2011, 7:40 pm, #221213
Woah! Never thought Motifake attacted the Twihard element.


KRISTEN STEWART - Don't know why all the guys are so obsessed with Edward


TAGS: twilight vampire
Rating: 3.58/5

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wampyre - December 18, 2009, 3:44 pm, #146632
so all the guys obsessing over edward sparkle hate thing are g** then?
Anonymous2 - December 18, 2009, 2:11 pm, #146620
She's as flat as Edward... and just as manly.


THERE'S ............................ -




VAMPIRES - I'll take this guy as long as he is NOT from Twilight




VAMPIRES - THEY NOW PLAY BASEBALL. -


TAGS: vampires twilight baseball sports
Rating: 1.77/5

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7Seven7 - October 5, 2009, 8:21 am, #124029
Those "vampires" would suck each off more than play baseball. Say it with me..f*** TWILIGHT!
Lla - August 3, 2009, 8:59 am, #104151
Vampires DO NOT play baseball. Sparkly, g**, retarded faeries play baseball.


TWILIGHT -


TAGS: twilight
Rating: 1.71/5

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LogicDude - October 18, 2009, 5:22 pm, #127672
If only he was speaking the truth about leaving...the power of the Timmy is strong with this one!
_dog - October 18, 2009, 4:01 pm, #127648
Well DJA, I really try not to be critical, and sorry if you got offended but 30 of your 31 posters have been done before more than once, and this one talks about being original. I didn't say GTFO or STFU. I don't claim to be the best at motifaking either
DJA - October 18, 2009, 3:16 pm, #127636
Irony? So many aliases. So many more attached to those. So many comments from you, why is that? Don't be threatened little one...you are not worthy. No really I've seen your best and your not worthy. That was my first day and now my last day. I'm gone...
spacedog - October 12, 2009, 12:26 am, #125984
Irony? 31 posters on your first day.


ACCORDING TO THE KORAN... - What you call VAMPIRES, we call "JINNI" (GENIE)and they actually do "SPARKLE".




TWILIGHT - Why do people like watching the dark?


TAGS: twilight vampire movie dark black screen
Rating: 1.6/5

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BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 8:31 pm, #155831
4 am is right around the corner
rerun - February 2, 2010, 8:29 pm, #155829

If I was awake I would have a better reply, so for now "insert witty remark here"
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 8:25 pm, #155826
Let's just say you absorb the full color spectrum
rerun - February 2, 2010, 8:23 pm, #155825

as empty as this poster?
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2010, 8:22 pm, #155824
it's something alright ;)
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 8:22 pm, #155823
Bingo rerun!!!
rerun - February 2, 2010, 8:22 pm, #155822

so my mind is great?
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 8:19 pm, #155820
great minds think alike
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 8:18 pm, #155819
Sometimes it's like Aggy is back and approved this with that proverbial "I oked this just to show you..."


TEAM EDWARD - A girl has gotten to him.


TAGS: twilight edward team vampire
Rating: 1.22/5

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Ookami85 - December 26, 2010, 11:50 pm, #208388
I have to say, I don't get it. Coat of Arms = Team Edward?


Baby Names -


TAGS: children named after twilight
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2015, 10:43 am, #260263
Lol! What makes you think that? :D
GaryO - March 7, 2015, 7:48 am, #260257
I'm gonna stick my neck out and venture that Cynic has sumpm stickin' in his craw here


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